Hello Frankfurt Hashers!

Some words from our beloved GM Just in Beaver.

Finally! We are back on proper HASHING!!!

What feels like years of isolation is finally getting somehow back to the new normal. We all need to drink a beer together to get our (in)sanity back!

However (I'm not a fan of "buts" (but butts)), as we're all a bunch of thirsty drunk hashers, here are some guidelines, to follow the state rules of hessen and to make sure we can all do what we love (trail & beer) somewhat safely.

1. Keep your distance! 
At the hash, we will continue to keep distance from everyone that's not our household, even if rules have been loosened a little.
We do expect more than 10 hashers at once, so to keep it simple: keep two armlenghs away from each others faces.
You don't know where people have been (and probably don't want to know) and where they have put their hands last. Naughty check yourself.
Circle will allow sitting so bring a chair if you want.

2. Drinking beer: Yes, the hash will provide beers. There will be enough crates of beers for circle. No shared down down mugs but definitely plenty of down downs! No bird feeding.

BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL! NO VESSEL, NO DRINK!

Hare/s is/are in charge of beer! Talk to Niceboy about bringing beer for circle.

3. Snacks: No food provided by the hash. So bring your own sausage!

4. Hash cash: Still 5€. Easy to handle. Bring exact change or expect to dig in a dirty money jar with your own hands. There will be beers, small single bottles of wine and small bottles of water. Possibly shots. You know. Single packed :)
Hash will provide some desinfectant for after trail hand sanitizing.

5. List of attendees: Make sure your name is on the hash cash list. If visitors or virgins show up, we might take their real name or phone number so we could track everyone down if we have to.

6. We're all sick as in "they are so awesome its sick". However.
If feeling unwell drink your beer at home. Don't spread the misery. If tested positive for covid, please let us know!

7. You cant follow those few guidelines? You'd better.
First warning is the RAs whip. Second warning is GBoF shooting at you. Third and final warning is STD. Trust me, you dont want to get past the first warning.
Joking aside. Dont be a dick. We all want to hash again, but if you fuck it up, you fuck it up for everyone.

8. This can change any day! Luckily, our society has done a pretty good job so far. However, if infection rates go up, we might change it back to the virtual corona trails at any point.

9. Thursdays will now be counted in the FH3 run stats again! We will think of proper ways to punish those attending virtual trail circles. I see a Corona in your near future ;)

I can not wait to hash and drink with all of you!

Just don't hug me!

OnOn
Just in Beaver (on behalf of the FH3 Mismanagement, as of July, 5th 2020)


German Nash Hash 2022
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